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Describe your morning routine
I like to think I've perfected it after 59 years. Probably easier to put it in list-form since I'm not about to write some flourishy essay. I've got two kinds of mornings: good ones and the once-a-month ones.
The Good Ones
1. Get up around 6:00AM. It's clockwork. Wash up.
2. Pray there's coffee already made. If the damn machine decides to make it a rough morning I head for the nearest McDonalds to get a cup.
3. Get the paper from out front and enjoy the weather on the porch for an hour or so. Morning's the time all the little critters in the desert come out. They're interesting to watch I admit.
4. By 8:00 AM on weekdays I'm in the car and off to work.
The Less Good Ones
1. Still wake up around 6:00 AM.
2. Head off to the bathroom to check myself out. Make sure I've still got what's left of my face, limbs and all this rusty body's got left.
3. Pardon any crassness, but I've gotta find anything dead and clean it up. And by anything I mean small animals, livestock...all that. By now I've learned to keep it out of the house.
4. Add the remains to the pit out back. At the end of the day I fire up the pit and dispose of it all properly.
5. Wash up.
6. Call in sick or head into work a little late. They barely miss me.
Looking back now it seems pretty simple. Then again I'm not a complicated kind of guyat least on good mornings. I probably skipped the little things. It's so automatic so I don't have to wrack my brain too much.
But I won't bore you folks anymore.
I like to think I've perfected it after 59 years. Probably easier to put it in list-form since I'm not about to write some flourishy essay. I've got two kinds of mornings: good ones and the once-a-month ones.
The Good Ones
1. Get up around 6:00AM. It's clockwork. Wash up.
2. Pray there's coffee already made. If the damn machine decides to make it a rough morning I head for the nearest McDonalds to get a cup.
3. Get the paper from out front and enjoy the weather on the porch for an hour or so. Morning's the time all the little critters in the desert come out. They're interesting to watch I admit.
4. By 8:00 AM on weekdays I'm in the car and off to work.
The Less Good Ones
1. Still wake up around 6:00 AM.
2. Head off to the bathroom to check myself out. Make sure I've still got what's left of my face, limbs and all this rusty body's got left.
3. Pardon any crassness, but I've gotta find anything dead and clean it up. And by anything I mean small animals, livestock...all that. By now I've learned to keep it out of the house.
4. Add the remains to the pit out back. At the end of the day I fire up the pit and dispose of it all properly.
5. Wash up.
6. Call in sick or head into work a little late. They barely miss me.
Looking back now it seems pretty simple. Then again I'm not a complicated kind of guy
But I won't bore you folks anymore.
